Um Voo Turbulento

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Luísa: Senhores e senhoras,
{{Luisa: Gentlemen and ladies,}}

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sejam bem-vindos à Bacalhau Airways.
{{welcome to Codfish Airways.}}

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O meu nome é Luísa.
{{My name is Luísa.}}

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Vou ser uma das vossas assistentes de bordo durante este voo.
{{I’ll be one of your flight attendants during this flight.}}

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As portas do avião vão fechar.
{{The plane doors are going to close.}}

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Por favor, guardem as vossas malas na bagageira acima das vossas cabeças.
{{Please stow your bags in the luggage compartment above your heads.}}

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Bernardo: Arre, eu ia agora jogar Minecraft…
{{Bernardo: Ugh, I was just about to play Minecraft…}}

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Luísa: Apertem os cintos de segurança e desliguem os aparelhos eletrónicos.
{{Luisa: Fasten your seat belts and turn off electronic devices.}}

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Ouçam com atenção as seguintes instruções –
{{Listen carefully to the following instructions –}}

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há quatro saídas de emergência,
{{there are four emergency exits,}}

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duas à frente e duas atrás.
{{two in the front and two in the back.}}

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Em caso de emergência, mantenham-se nos vossos lugares
{{In case of emergency, remain in your seats}}

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e aguardem as instruções da nossa equipa de bordo.
{{and await instructions from our crew.}}

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Em caso de aterragem no mar,
{{In case of landing at sea,}}

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por favor coloquem o colete salva-vidas.
{{please put on your life jacket.}}

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Tenham um bom voo com a Bacalhau Airways.
{{Have a nice flight with Codfish Airways.}}

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Bernardo: Se cairmos no mar, o colete é o menor dos nossos problemas.
{{Bernardo: If we fall into the sea, the vest is the least of our problems.}}

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Luísa: O que disse?
{{Luisa: What did you say?}}

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Bernardo: Nada, nada.
{{Bernardo: Nothing, nothing.}}

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Olhe, têm alguma coisa para comer?
{{Look, do you have something to eat?}}

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Luísa: Temos hambúrgueres, sanduíches e wraps.
{{Luisa: We have hamburgers, sandwiches, and wraps.}}

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Bernardo: Qual é a refeição grátis incluída no voo?
{{Bernardo: What is the free meal included in the flight?}}

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Luísa: Lamento, mas os voos Bacalhau Airways não dispõem de refeições grátis.
{{Luísa: Sorry, but Codfish Airways flights do not have free meals.}}

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Bernardo: Então deixam os passageiros passar fome?
{{Bernardo: So you let the passengers go hungry?}}

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Luísa: O voo é só de quarenta e cinco minutos, senhor.
{{Luisa: The flight is only 45 minutes, sir.}}

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Bernardo: Vocês são é forretas.
{{Bernardo: You are cheapskates.}}

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Traga-me um copo de whisky e um cheeseburger, por favor.
{{Bring me a glass of whiskey and a cheeseburger, please.}}

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Luísa: Com certeza…
{{Luisa: Of course…}}

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Aqui tem.
{{Here you go.}}

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São vinte e cinco euros.
{{That’ll be 25 euros.}}

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Vai querer pagar com multibanco?
{{Do you want to pay by ATM card?}}

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Bernardo: Vinte e cinco euros?!
{{Bernardo: 25 euros?!}}

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Isso é um roubo!
{{That is a robbery!}}

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Luísa: Posso ajudá-lo em mais alguma coisa?
{{Luisa: Is there anything else I can help you with?}}

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Bernardo: Está frio.
{{Bernardo: It’s cold.}}

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Pode trazer-me um cobertor?
{{Can you bring me a blanket?}}

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Luísa: É para já, senhor.
{{Luisa: Right away, sir.}}

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Bernardo: Entretanto, esta conversa deixou-me enjoado.
{{Bernardo: Meanwhile, this conversation has made me sick.}}

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Vou à casa de banho.
{{I’m going to the bathroom.}}

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Luísa: Senhor, pedimos que se sente e coloque o seu cinto de segurança.
{{Luisa: Sir, we ask that you sit down and put on your seat belt.}}

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O avião está a sofrer alguma turbulência.
{{The plane is experiencing some turbulence.}}

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Bernardo: Eu é que estou a sofrer turbulência,
{{Bernardo: I’m the one who’s suffering turbulence,}}

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por ter de voar na Bacalhau Airways.
{{due to having to fly on Codfish Airways.}}

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Vá, deixe-me passar.
{{Come on, let me through.}}