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Repórter: Caros telespectadores,
{{Reporter: Dear viewers,}}
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estamos em direto da localidade de Alquerubim,
{{we are live from the town of Alquerubim,}}
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onde são bem visíveis os danos causados pelo furacão Elsa.
{{where the damage caused by Hurricane Elsa is clearly visible.}}
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João: Raios partam, está a entrar água em minha casa!
{{João: Damnit, water is coming into my house!}}
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Repórter: Vamos aproveitar para entrevistar este senhor,
{{Reporter: Let’s take the opportunity to interview this gentleman,}}
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que se está a queixar de algo…
{{who is complaining about something…}}
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Olá, em direto para o Telejornal, como se chama?
{{Hello, live for the ‘Telejornal’ [News], what is your name?}}
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João: Cuidado!
{{João: Look out!}}
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Repórter: Boa tarde, senhor Cuidado.
{{Reporter: Good afternoon, Mr. Lookout.}}
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João: Não, pá!
{{João: No, man!}}
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Cuidado com a árvore!
{{Look out for the tree!}}
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Repórter: Ah!
{{Reporter: Ah!}}
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Caros telespectadores,
{{Dear viewers,}}
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a tempestade acabou de fazer cair uma árvore em cima da nossa carrinha.
{{the storm just made a tree fall on our van.}}
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João: Parem de filmar e ajudem-nos!
{{João: Stop filming and help us!}}
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Repórter: Como podem ver e ouvir, é um cenário caótico.
{{Reporter: As you can see and hear, it’s a chaotic scene.}}
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As ruas estão inundadas.
{{The streets are flooded.}}
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Vários habitantes encontram-se desalojados.
{{Several inhabitants are now homeless.}}
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João: Meu Deus, ouviram essa explosão?
{{João: My God, did you hear that explosion?}}
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Repórter: Bem, parece que algo acabou de explodir.
{{Reporter: Well, it looks like something just exploded.}}
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Não só as ruas estão inundadas como,
{{Not only are the streets flooded,}}
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ainda por cima, está uma casa a arder.
{{but on top of that, there’s a house on fire.}}
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João: Socorro!
{{João: Help!}}
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Alguém chame os bombeiros!
{{Somebody call the fire department!}}
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Repórter: Diga-nos, senhor Cuidado,
{{Reporter: Tell us, Mr. Lookout,}}
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como é que se sente em relação à sua casa estar a arder?
{{how do you feel about your house being on fire?}}
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João: Cale-se lá!
{{João: Shut up!}}
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E o meu nome é João!
{{And my name is João!}}
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Repórter: Diga-nos, senhor João Cuidado,
{{Reporter: Tell us, Mr. João Lookout,}}
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acha que o seguro vai cobrir os danos à sua casa?
{{do you think insurance will cover the damage to your house?}}
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João: Arre! Parem de filmar!
{{João: Argh! Stop filming!}}
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Peçam ajuda, por favor!
{{Get help, please!}}
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Repórter: Caros telespectadores, como podem ver,
{{Reporter: Dear viewers, as you can see,}}
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os habitantes de Alquerubim estão verdadeiramente desesperados.
{{the inhabitants of Alquerubim are truly desperate.}}
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João: Meu Deus!
{{João: My God!}}
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As chamas chegaram ao andar de cima!
{{The flames have reached the top floor!}}
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Alguém tem um extintor?
{{Does anybody have a fire extinguisher?}}
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Repórter: É realmente um cenário desolador.
{{Reporter: It’s really a heartbreaking situation.}}
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As autoridades ainda não conseguiram chegar ao local.
{{The authorities have not yet made it to the scene.}}
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João: Saia-me da frente, preciso de apagar o fogo!
{{João: Get out of my way, I need to put out the fire!}}
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Repórter: Caros telespectadores, como podem ver,
{{Reporter: Dear viewers, as you can see,}}
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o senhor João Cuidado acabou de entrar na nossa carrinha
{{Mr. João Lookout just got into our van}}
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para roubar um extintor.
{{to steal a fire extinguisher.}}
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Vamos continuar a acompanhar a situação,
{{We will continue to monitor the situation,}}
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mas, por agora, é tudo.
{{but that’s all for now.}}
Lovely ! We have all heard real reporters come out with ridiculous statements in tragic circumstances, a little gem this one, pity you don’t do short films………….yet.
Pat
This one would be great as a video… It would have to be animated because I don’t think we have the budget for dropping a tree on a van or setting a house on fire!
A nice shortie with some humor and very useful expressions. Thank you.
All shorties are good way to get used to day to day conversation.
Maybe you could do some for more advance learners which would be exactly like how locals speak in Alentejo for instance… Again on day to day conversations, like in a cafe or stopping on a road to chat with a local…
Another good one.
Help at O0 30 we hear nao pá…..no man. Should this appear in the expressions with an explanation. .
Added 🙂
If ever you decide to publish your top ten in let’s say ‘Aulas humorísticas de português’ this one should definitely be part of it!
Thank you! I agree, this is one of my favourites. The author, Mário, nailed it with this one and the voices of Eliana and Rui really brought it to life! 🙂
Veramente excelente e muito realista… Diverti-me muito. Muito obrigada.
Senhor João Cuidado……
A good one, liked the humor ! Although journalist did speak very quickly
Haha! This is so true, this “how do you feel about” question. Bravo!
Really liked this story – lots of good vocab and very funny (while also realistic) thanks !