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The moment has arrived!

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It’s time to board the plane.

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Do you know what the best way is to get a
free Portuguese lesson?

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Marry a Portuguese?

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Well, that’s one way…

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But a much easier way is to fly on an airplane
and sit next to a Portuguese person…

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Oh!

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…because then you can practice with them the entire flight.

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Isto… Ó Teresa, olha aqui!
{{This… Oh Teresa, look here!}}

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Isto, isto é outro nível!
{{This, this is another level!}}

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Isto é qualidade.
{{This is quality.}}

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Já nos estou a imaginar aqui sentados a tirar selfies para mandar à tua prima.
{{I can already see us sitting here taking selfies to send to your cousin.}}

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Ai, adoro.
{{Oh, I love it.}}

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Então, olha este banco.
{{Oh, look at this bench (seat).}}

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Ui!
{{Whoa!}}

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Devíamos ter aberto os cordões à bolsa com este banquinho.
{{We should have opened the purse strings with this seat (dim.).}}

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Parece que até faz massagens.
{{It looks like it even gives massages.}}

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Isso é que era.
{{That was it.}}

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Ai… Olha, vamos que já estamos a empatar o trânsito.
{{Oh… Look, come on, we’re already holding up traffic.}}

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Anda, vamos!
{{Come on, let’s go!}}

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Ai, isso é que não, isso é que não!
{{Oh, that’s not it, that’s not it!}}

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Ai, Fernando, que isto é tão grande!
{{Oh, Fernando, this is so big!}}

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Eu não sabia que para Portalegre era precisa uma coisa assim tão grande.
{{I didn’t know something so big was needed for Portalegre.}}

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Credo!
{{Jeez!}}

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Olha, e qual é o nosso lugar?
{{Look, which is our seat?}}

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É mais para a frente, anda, vá, anda.
{{It’s further ahead, come on, go, come on.}}

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Não entendo nada.
{{I don’t understand anything.}}

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Anda, homem, anda.
{{Come on, man, come on.}}

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Ai, ó homem, é aqui!
{{Oh, man, it’s here!}}

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Olha o nosso lugar!
{{Look at our seat!}}

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Estamos mesmo à frente do Joel.
{{We’re right in front of Joel.}}

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Olá, Joel!
{{Hello, Joel!}}

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Tudo bem, Joel?
{{How are you, Joel?}}

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E o Joel tem aqui um monte de livros.
{{And Joel has a stack of books here.}}

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É para não me aborrecer durante o voo.
{{It’s so I don’t get bored during the flight.}}

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Ai, mas não vai ter tempo,
{{Oh, but there won’t be time,}}

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que isto vai ser um pulinho até chegar a Portalegre.
{{this is going to be just a little jump until we get to Portalegre.}}

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E traz um casaco.
{{And you bring a coat?}}

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Não vai ter calor?
{{Aren’t you going to be hot?}}

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Não, não, eu sou muito friorento.
{{No, no, I’m a very chilly person.}}

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You are at the door of the plane

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and the first person you’ll see (male)

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will be the “comissário de bordo”

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and the female will be “assistente de bordo”,

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at least in Portugal.

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Okay.

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They’ll probably say…

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And then you’ll probably move past them and into the corridor.

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How do you say “corridor” in Portuguese?

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So yeah, they will probably tell you which
“corredor” to go [down].

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And then you’ll be wheeling your baggage through the “corredor”.

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…because it goes into the cabin.

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If your luggage isn’t in your hand,

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then it’s probably been put in the hold?

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Porão
{{Cargo hold}}

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And then you’ll probably go and sit down in
your seat on the plane.

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Or you can also say “lugar”, right?

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And “lugar” is just the general word that you guys use for “place”.

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Place.

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Right?

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Yeah, if your seat is by the window, which is “à janela”.

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Or maybe your seat is in the aisle, which is “coxia”.

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That’s a “coxia” seat.

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If you’re really lucky, you get the middle seat.

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And how do you say “which row?”

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How would you ask to swap seats with somebody?

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Well I would approach the passenger and say…

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But if I’m in a middle seat, probably it’s not gonna happen, so…

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You never know.

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Portuguese people are very nice

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and you might end up sitting next to a Portuguese person.