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Mãe: Afonso, Matilde, venham cá! Já!
{{Mom: Afonso, Matilde, come here! Now!}}

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Afonso: O que é, mãe?
{{Afonso: What is it, Mom?}}

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Mãe: O que é?!
{{Mom: What is it?!}}

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Já viste como está esta cozinha?
{{Have you seen the state of this kitchen? (“how this kitchen is”)}}

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Está imunda!
{{It’s filthy!}}

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Há comida nas paredes!
{{There’s food on the walls!}}

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O chão está pegajoso!
{{The floor is sticky!}}

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Há água por todo o lado!
{{There’s water all over the place!}}

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A liquidificadora explodiu!
{{The blender exploded!}}

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Afonso: Foi a Matilde!
{{Afonso: It was Matilde!}}

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Matilde: Não fui nada!
{{Matilde: It wasn’t me!}}

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Foi o Afonso!
{{It was Afonso!}}

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Mãe: Afinal, quem foi?
{{Mom: Who was it then?}}

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Afonso, tu primeiro.
{{Afonso, you first.}}

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O que é que aconteceu?
{{What happened?}}

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Afonso: Eu vim à cozinha fazer um batido de proteína,
{{Afonso: I came to the kitchen to make a protein shake,}}

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porque, como tu sabes,
{{because, as you know,}}

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eu quero ganhar músculo.
{{I want to gain muscle.}}

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Primeiro, cortei uma banana às rodelas
{{First, I sliced a banana}}

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e deitei-a para dentro da liquidificadora.
{{and threw it into the blender.}}

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Depois acrescentei algumas verduras,
{{Then I added some greens,}}

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também cuidadosamente cortadas.
{{also carefully chopped.}}

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Por fim, adicionei meio litro de bebida vegetal de soja,
{{Finally, I added half a liter of soy milk,}}

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uma pitada de canela
{{a pinch of cinnamon,}}

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e duas colheres de proteína em pó.
{{and two spoonfuls of protein powder.}}

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Liguei a liquidificadora e fiquei à espera.
{{I turned on the blender and waited.}}

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Estava a correr tudo bem.
{{It was going well.}}

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Só que depois veio a Matilde…
{{But then Matilde came along… (“It’s just that then came Matilde”)}}

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Ela apareceu e,
{{She showed up and,}}

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só para me irritar,
{{just to annoy me,}}

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tirou a liquidificadora da ficha.
{{she unplugged the blender.}}

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Obviamente, isso causou um curto-circuito,
{{Obviously, that caused a short circuit,}}

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e a liquidificadora explodiu.
{{and the blender exploded.}}

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É uma sorte eu estar vivo!
{{I’m lucky to be alive!}}

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Matilde: És tão mentiroso!
{{Matilde: You’re such a liar!}}

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Mãe, não acredites nele!
{{Mom, don’t believe him!}}

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Eu estava aqui na cozinha a fazer um chá
{{I was in the kitchen making a tea}}

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quando o Afonso entrou de rompante e berrou –
{{when Afonso barged in and shouted -}}

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“Rápido, preciso de um batido de proteína,
{{“Quick, I need a protein shake,}}

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estou a perder músculo!”
{{I’m losing muscle!”}}

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Antes de eu ter tempo de reagir,
{{Before I had time to react,}}

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ele abriu a liquidificadora
{{he opened the blender}}

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e começou a atirar coisas lá para dentro.
{{and started throwing things in there.}}

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Uma banana com casca.
{{A banana with the peel.}}

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Uma alface inteira.
{{A whole lettuce.}}

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Três alhos.
{{Three (heads of) garlic.}}

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Um frasco de canela.
{{A jar of cinnamon.}}

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Umas dez colheres de proteína em pó.
{{About 10 scoops of protein powder.}}

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Uma cerveja do pai!
{{One of Dad’s beers!}}

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Nem sequer cabia tudo no jarro,
{{It didn’t even all fit in the pitcher/jug,}}

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mas ainda assim
{{but even so}}

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ele ligou a liquidificadora na potência máxima.
{{he turned the blender on full power.}}

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Aparentemente, isso não foi suficiente.
{{Apparently, that wasn’t enough.}}

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Ele começou a dizer
{{He started saying}}

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“Preciso de mais potência!”
{{“I need more power!’}}

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e desatou a abanar a liquidificadora.
{{and started shaking the blender wildly.}}

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Depois a liquidificadora começou a tremer
{{Then the blender started shaking}}

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e a deitar fumo
{{and spewing smoke}}

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e eu desliguei-a da ficha,
{{and I unplugged it,}}

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mas já não fui a tempo…
{{but I wasn’t in time…}}

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E ela explodiu!
{{And it exploded!}}

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