Uma Batata no Tubo de Escape

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Estou estafado.
{{I’m exhausted.}}

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Ontem foi sexta-feira e estive o dia todo ocupado.
{{Yesterday was Friday and I was busy all day.}}

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Acordei, fiz o pequeno-almoço para a família
{{I woke up, made breakfast for the family}}

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e depois fui levar os meus filhos à escola.
{{and then I went to take my kids to school.}}

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Cheguei à escola e tive logo sarilhos!
{{I got to the school and I was in trouble!}}

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Um gajo decidiu enfiar uma batata no tubo de escape do meu carro.
{{Some guy decided to stick a potato in the tailpipe of my car.}}

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Parece que ele me confundiu com o seu primo,
{{Looks like he got me confused with his cousin,}}

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um gatuno qualquer que andou a roubar dinheiro à sua família.
{{a thief who’s been stealing money from his family.}}

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Só descobri passado uns quilómetros,
{{I only found out after a few kilometres,}}

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quando o meu carro foi abaixo.
{{when my car broke down.}}

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Fui logo ao mecânico e passei lá o resto da manhã.
{{I went straight to the mechanic and spent the rest of the morning there.}}

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O mecânico tirou a batata do tubo de escape do meu carro, riu-se e disse —
{{The mechanic took the potato out of my car’s tailpipe, laughed and said –}}

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“Alguém quer uma batata cozida para o almoço?”
{{“Anyone want a baked potato for lunch?”}}

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Engraçadinho.
{{So funny. (diminutive)}}

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O pior é que depois o mecânico abriu a mala do carro
{{The worst thing is that then the mechanic opened the trunk}}

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e encontrou um saco cheio de couves podres.
{{and found a bag full of rotten cabbages.}}

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Foi o burro do meu genro que o deixou lá na semana passada.
{{It was the donkey of my son-in-law who left it there last week.}}

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Nunca mais lhe empresto o meu carro.
{{I’m never lending him my car again.}}

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O mecânico ficou a rir-se de mim
{{The mechanic was laughing at me}}

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e disse que o meu carro mais parecia uma horta.
{{and said my car looked like a vegetable garden.}}

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Eu nem me pude defender,
{{I couldn’t even defend myself,}}

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porque mais tarde encontrei dois tomates no porta-luvas…
{{because later I found two tomatoes in the glove compartment…}}

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Nem sei como é que eles foram lá parar.
{{I don’t even know how they got there.}}

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A seguir ao mecânico, vim para casa
{{After the mechanic, I came home}}

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e descobri que estava sem internet.
{{and discovered I was without internet.}}

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Fui à operadora para tentar resolver aquilo,
{{I went to the operator to try to resolve that,}}

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e passei lá o resto do dia.
{{and I spent the rest of the day there.}}

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Só cheguei a casa à hora do jantar.
{{I didn’t get home until dinnertime.}}

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Amanhã, no domingo, vou à praia desanuviar.
{{Tomorrow, on Sunday, I’m going to the beach to clear my head.}}

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Se calhar, até vou sozinho.
{{I might even go alone.}}

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Primeiro, vou comer um bom prato de marisco no meu restaurante favorito,
{{First, I’m going to have a nice seafood dish at my favorite restaurant,}}

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uma marisqueira chamada “O Lagostim”.
{{a seafood restaurant called “The Crayfish”.}}

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Depois vou dar um passeio à beira-mar.
{{Then I’m going for a walk along the seashore.}}

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O médico disse que o ar salgado faz bem à minha sinusite.
{{The doctor said salty air is good for my sinuses.}}

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A seguir, vou beber um café algures e depois volto para casa,
{{Next, I’m going to drink a cup of coffee somewhere and then come home,}}

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que segunda-feira é dia de trabalho.
{{since Monday is a work day.}}

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Com sorte, na segunda-feira
{{Hopefully, on Monday}}

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ninguém enfia outro tubérculo no meu tubo de escape!
{{nobody puts another tuber in my tailpipe!}}