1
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Hoje de manhã o meu pai fez panquecas.
{{This morning my dad made pancakes.}}

2
00:00:06,100 –> 00:00:07,242
Até que enfim!
{{At last!}}

3
00:00:07,242 –> 00:00:11,218
Passei toda a semana a pedir para ele fazer panquecas,
{{I’ve been asking him to make pancakes all week,}}

4
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mas na opinião dele “as panquecas são coisa de americanos,
{{but in his opinion “pancakes are an American thing,}}

5
00:00:14,992 –> 00:00:18,559
e aqui nesta casa só comemos ‘croissants’”.
{{and here in this house we only eat croissants”.}}

6
00:00:18,559 –> 00:00:23,325
Eu disse-lhe que ‘croissants’ é coisa de franceses e ele pôs-me de castigo.
{{I told him croissants are a French thing and he grounded me.}}

7
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Que injustiça.
{{How unfair.}}

8
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Depois fui para a escola.
{{Then I went to school.}}

9
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Hoje tive um teste de português.
{{I had a Portuguese test today.}}

10
00:00:29,241 –> 00:00:30,777
Que grande estupidez.
{{How stupid.}}

11
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Eu já sei falar português, porque é que preciso de um teste?
{{I already know how to speak Portuguese, why do I need a test?}}

12
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A seguir também me vão fazer um teste para ver se sei respirar?
{{Are they going to give me a test next, too, to see if I can breathe?}}

13
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Esta agora…
{{This now…}}

14
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Eu disse isto à professora e ela pôs-me de castigo.
{{I said this to the teacher and she gave me detention.}}

15
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Fiquei sem intervalo.
{{I went without a break. (had to stay in the classroom)}}

16
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Dois castigos num só dia?!
{{Two punishments in one day?!}}

17
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Quando o castigo acabou, fui direto para a aula de educação física.
{{When the detention was over, I went straight to physical education class.}}

18
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Ao menos, hoje jogámos futebol.
{{At least we played soccer today.}}

19
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Eu sou a melhor jogadora da turma.
{{I’m the best player in the class.}}

20
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Só o Pedrinho é que é quase tão bom quanto eu,
{{It’s only Pedrinho who is almost as good as me,}}

21
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só que ele vai sempre à baliza.
{{except he always goes for the goal.}}

22
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Ainda por cima, hoje chutei a bola com tanta força que lhe acertei na cara
{{On top of that, today I kicked the ball so hard that I hit him in the face}}

23
00:01:05,100 –> 00:01:07,301
e ele ficou no chão a chorar.
{{and he was on the floor crying.}}

24
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O professor de educação física soprou o apito,
{{The P.E. teacher blew the whistle,}}

25
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deu-me o cartão vermelho e disse –
{{gave me a red card, and said -}}

26
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“Não valem bujas!”
{{Violent shots don’t count!}}

27
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Depois pôs-me de castigo.
{{Then he put me on punishment. (time-out)}}

28
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Três castigos?!
{{Three punishments?!}}

29
00:01:18,662 –> 00:01:22,358
A seguir à aula de educação física, fui almoçar à cantina.
{{After P.E. class, I went to the cafeteria for lunch.}}

30
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Hoje a comida era favas.
{{Today the food was broad beans.}}

31
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32
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Detesto favas.
{{I hate broad beans.}}

33
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O Tiago disse que favas são boas e que eu tenho mau gosto,
{{Tiago said that broad beans are good and that I have bad taste,}}

34
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e que eu cheiro mal.
{{and that I stink.}}

35
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Já que ele gosta assim tanto de favas,
{{Since he likes broad beans so much,}}

36
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despejei-lhe a sopa na cabeça.
{{I poured the soup on his head.}}

37
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Ele ficou a chorar, e eu fugi antes que alguém me pusesse de castigo.
{{He kept crying, and I ran away before someone punished me.}}

38
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Hoje tenho tarde livre, por isso a seguir ao almoço, vim logo para casa!
{{I have the afternoon off today, so after lunch, I came straight home!}}

39
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A minha mãe veio buscar-me à escola.
{{My mom came to pick me up from school.}}

40
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Ela estava com cara de má.
{{She had a bad look on her face.}}

41
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Quando chegámos a casa, é que eu percebi porquê…
{{When we got home, I realized why…}}

42
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Ela ralhou-me logo –
{{She scolded me right away -}}

43
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“Não fizeste a cama, como eu te pedi!
{{“You didn’t make the bed, like I asked you to!}}

44
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Estás de castigo!
{{You’re grounded!}}

45
00:01:59,406 –> 00:02:01,799
Hoje não jogas Xbox!” Ah!
{{You won’t play Xbox today!” Ah!}}

46
00:02:01,799 –> 00:02:06,036
O que ela não sabe é que eu tenho a Nintendo DS debaixo da cama!
{{What she doesn’t know is that I have the Nintendo DS under my bed!}}