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Joel!
{{Joel!}}

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Rui, estou a trabalhar.
{{Rui, I’m working.}}

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Sabes o que é isto?
{{Do you know what this is?}}

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Vamos fazer uma festa?
{{Are we going to have a party?}}

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Uma festa?
{{A party?}}

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Acho que sim… talvez, se tivermos sorte.
{{I think so… maybe, if we’re lucky.}}

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Queres saber porquê?
{{Do you want to know why?}}

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Eu sei que tu estás sempre distraído com a programação,
{{I know you’re always distracted by programming,}}

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e não sei quê…
{{and I don’t know what…}}

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Não sei se já reparaste…
{{I don’t know if you’ve noticed…}}

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Ó meu deus!
{{Oh my God!}}

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Estamos quase a atingir dez mil membros.
{{We’re almost at ten thousand members.}}

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Isso é ‘na’ [no] Instagram.
{{That’s on Instagram.}}

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Instagram, sim.
{{Instagram, yes.}}

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E neste momento, temos… queres ler?
{{And right now, we have… do you want to read?}}

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Nove mil novecentos e noventa e dois.
{{Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-two.}}

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Então…
{{So…}}

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Queremos aquele “Swipe Up”, não é?
{{We want that Swipe Up, right?}}

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Sim, é muito útil para nós que temos um site
{{Yes, it’s very useful for we who have a website}}

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e podemos direcionar as pessoas para conteúdo relevante.
{{and we can direct people to relevant content.}}

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Vou fazer refresh.
{{I’m going to refresh.}}

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Eu faço o refresh aqui.
{{I’ll refresh it here.}}

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Oh!
{{Oh!}}

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Já temos mais um…
{{We already have one more…}}

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Nove mil novecentos e noventa e três.
{{Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-three.}}

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Ok, toma, segura nos teus.
{{Okay, here, hold on to yours.}}

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Queres um chapéu?
{{Do you want a hat?}}

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Quero muito.
{{I want it very much.}}

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Faz refresh.
{{Refresh.}}

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Oh… Nove mil novecentos e noventa e quatro!
{{Oh… Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-four!}}

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Estamos quase!
{{We’re almost [there]!}}

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E sabes o que é isto?
{{And do you know what this is?}}

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É uma coisa que explode, não é?
{{It’s a thing that explodes, isn’t it?}}

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Explode serpentinas.
{{It explodes streamers.}}

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Quem é que vai limpar o escritório?
{{Who’s going to clean the office?}}

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Tu, amanhã.
{{You, tomorrow.}}

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Eu? Não sei.
{{Me? I don’t know.}}

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Ainda está no mesmo.
{{It’s still the same.}}

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Está igual.
{{It’s the same.}}

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Está igual.
{{It’s the same.}}

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Ainda está igual.
{{It’s still the same.}}

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Vamos esperar um bocadinho.
{{Let’s wait a little while.}}

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Vamos comprar followers [seguidores], existem aqueles sites…
{{Let’s buy followers, there are those sites…}}

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Não não não, queremos followers verdadeiros.
{{No no no, we want real followers.}}

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Não, isso é mau, só queremos followers.
{{No, that’s bad, we just want followers.}}

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Temos mais um!
{{We have another one!}}

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Oh!
{{Oh!}}

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Nove mil… novecentos…
{{Nine thousand… nine hundred…}}

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Não é mais um! É mais três.
{{It’s not one more! It’s three more.}}

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Nove mil novecentos e noventa e sete!
{{Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-seven!}}

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Faltam três.
{{Three left.}}

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Ai ai ai, que stress!
{{Ah, what stress!}}

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Vamos chamar as pessoas da rua para festejarem connosco, está ali…
{{Let’s call the people on the street to celebrate with us, over there…}}

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Não sei porque é que estamos tão entusiasmados.
{{I don’t know why we’re so excited.}}

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Temos dado muita importância ao conteúdo do Instagram.
{{We’ve been putting a lot of importance (attention) on Instagram content.}}

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Especialmente tu.
{{Especially you.}}

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Sim.
{{Yes.}}

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Eu tenho feito muito trabalho com a ajuda da Mónica Vale de Gato.
{{I’ve been doing a lot of work with the help of Monica Vale de Gato.}}

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E ela vale muito mais do que um gato.
{{And she’s worth a lot more than a cat.}}

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Oh my God.
{{Oh my God.}}

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Desculpa, Mónica.
{{I’m sorry, Monica.}}

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Este estúdio é muito pequenino.
{{This is a very tiny studio.}}

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Pois, temos que fazer um upgrade.
{{Yeah, we need to upgrade.}}

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Vamos fazer upgrade ao nosso estúdio, eventualmente.
{{We’ll upgrade our studio eventually.}}

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Posso fazer refresh?
{{Can I refresh?}}

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Podes.
{{You can.}}

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Oh sh– Acabei de estragar isto!
{{Oh sh- I just ruined this!}}

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Temos outro.
{{We have another one.}}

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Graças a Deus.
{{Thank God.}}

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Ah, mas não está estragado.
{{Ah, but it’s not broken.}}

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Vou só enrolar…
{{I’m just going to roll…}}

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Não, acho que está estragado.
{{No, I think it’s broken.}}

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Refresh!
{{Refresh!}}

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Oh!
{{Oh!}}

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Nove mil novecentos e noventa e oito!
{{Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight!}}

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Achas que dá para eles verem?
{{Do you think they can see?}}

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Espera, tenho que fazer o foco manual.
{{Wait, I have to do the manual focus.}}

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Mas depois podes pôr no vídeo, não sei quê,
{{But then you can put it in the video, I don’t know what,}}

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a passar os followers, não é?
{{going through the followers, right?}}

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Yeah.
{{Yeah.}}

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Consegues?
{{You can do it?}}

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Consigo.
{{I can.}}

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Swipe to refresh…
{{Swipe to refresh…}}

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Ah, mais um!
{{Ah, another one!}}

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Nove mil novecentos e noventa e nove!
{{Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine!}}

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Então, o que comeste ao pequeno almoço?
{{So, what did you eat for breakfast?}}

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Acho que hoje não tomei o pequeno almoço.
{{I don’t think I had breakfast today.}}

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E se ficarmos aqui, tipo três horas?
{{What if we stay here for, like, three hours?}}

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Pois.
{{Yeah.}}

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Não devíamos ter tido esta ideia, porque agora..
{{We shouldn’t have had this idea, because now…}}

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…pode demorar bué de tempo.
{{…it could take a lot of time.}}

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Este vídeo vai ser uma seca.
{{This video is going to be a drag.}}

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Woo! Dez mil!
{{Woo! Ten thousand!}}

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Woo hoo, yay!
{{Woo hoo, yay!}}

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Ok, pega na tua coisinha!
{{Okay, get your thingy!}}

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Um… dois…
{{One… two…}}

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Espera… eu não sei fazer!
{{Wait… I don’t know how!}}

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Como é?
{{How is it?}}

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Twist [torce] assim, olha, as setas.
{{Twist like this, look, the arrows.}}

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Um… dois… três!
{{One… two… three!}}

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Oh my god.
{{Oh my god.}}

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Oh I’m not doing mine, that was so loud!
{{Oh I’m not doing mine, that was so loud!}}

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Don’t… Not at the camera! Not at the camera! No! No!
{{Don’t… Not at the camera! Not at the camera! No! No!}}

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Espera, não!
{{Wait, no!}}

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À câmara não!
{{Not the camera!}}

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Nem à luz. Nem à luz.
{{Not at the light. Not at the light.}}

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[Es]tá difícil!
{{[It’s] hard!}}

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No! Not at the computer, point it over there!
{{No! Not at the computer, point it over there!}}

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Not at me!
{{Not at me!}}

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Tenho as mãos molhadas, faz tu!
{{My hands are wet, you do it!}}

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Mas vê o sentido das setas.
{{But look at the direction of the arrows.}}

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Woo hoo!
{{Woo hoo!}}

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Yay!
{{Yay!}}

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Que fail [falha] tão grande!
{{What a big fail!}}

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Acho que temos de devolver isto.
{{I think we have to return this.}}

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Aí, já não consigo ouvir nada.
{{Ah, I can’t hear anything anymore.}}

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Rui, não estou a brincar, isso foi bué alto.
{{Rui, I’m not kidding, that was really loud.}}

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Dez mil, obrigado a todos!
{{Ten thousand, thank you all!}}

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Obrigado!
{{Thank you!}}

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Obrigado!
{{Thank you!}}

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O meu computador está sujo.
{{My computer is dirty.}}

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Já está limpo.
{{It’s clean now.}}

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00:00:022.157Joel!
Joel!
00:00:022.85Rui, estou a trabalhar.
Rui, I'm working.
00:00:044.13Sabes o que é isto?
Do you know what this is?
00:00:055.146Vamos fazer uma festa?
Are we going to have a party?
00:00:066.334Uma festa?
A party?
00:00:077.265Acho que sim… talvez, se tivermos sorte.
I think so... maybe, if we're lucky.
00:00:099.286Queres saber porquê?
Do you want to know why?
00:00:1010.511Eu sei que tu estás sempre distraído com a programação,
00:00:1414.122e não sei quê…
and I don't know what...
00:00:1515.56Não sei se já reparaste…
I don't know if you've noticed...
00:00:2020.009Ó meu deus!
Oh my God!
00:00:2121.471Estamos quase a atingir dez mil membros.
We're almost at ten thousand members.
00:00:2525.182Isso é 'na' [no] Instagram.
That's on Instagram.
00:00:2626.514Instagram, sim.
Instagram, yes.
00:00:2727.737E neste momento, temos… queres ler?
00:00:3030.183Nove mil novecentos e noventa e dois.
00:00:3333.497Então...
So...
00:00:3434.373Queremos aquele "Swipe Up", não é?
We want that Swipe Up, right?
00:00:3636.381Sim, é muito útil para nós que temos um site
00:00:3838.59e podemos direcionar as pessoas para conteúdo relevante.
00:00:4242.731Vou fazer refresh.
I'm going to refresh.
00:00:4343.999Eu faço o refresh aqui.
I'll refresh it here.
00:00:4545.489Oh!
Oh!
00:00:4545.989Já temos mais um…
We already have one more...
00:00:4646.964Nove mil novecentos e noventa e três.
00:00:4848.905Ok, toma, segura nos teus.
Okay, here, hold on to yours.
00:00:5050.35Queres um chapéu?
Do you want a hat?
00:00:5151.356Quero muito.
I want it very much.
00:00:5252.3Faz refresh.
Refresh.
00:00:5454.462Oh… Nove mil novecentos e noventa e quatro!
00:00:5858.383Estamos quase!
We're almost [there]!
00:00:5959.578E sabes o que é isto?
And do you know what this is?
00:01:0060.888É uma coisa que explode, não é?
It's a thing that explodes, isn't it?
00:01:0262.319Explode serpentinas.
It explodes streamers.
00:01:0363.319Quem é que vai limpar o escritório?
Who's going to clean the office?
00:01:0565.28Tu, amanhã.
You, tomorrow.
00:01:0666.375Eu? Não sei.
Me? I don't know.
00:01:0969Ainda está no mesmo.
It's still the same.
00:01:1070.347Está igual.
It's the same.
00:01:1171.263Está igual.
It's the same.
00:01:1474.07Ainda está igual.
It's still the same.
00:01:1676.229Vamos esperar um bocadinho.
Let's wait a little while.
00:01:1777.735Vamos comprar followers [seguidores], existem aqueles sites…
00:01:2080.905Não não não, queremos followers verdadeiros.
No no no, we want real followers.
00:01:2282.895Não, isso é mau, só queremos followers.
00:01:2686.089Temos mais um!
We have another one!
00:01:2787.131Oh!
Oh!
00:01:2888.187Nove mil… novecentos...
Nine thousand... nine hundred...
00:01:3090.916Não é mais um! É mais três.
It's not one more! It's three more.
00:01:3393.17Nove mil novecentos e noventa e sete!
00:01:3595.206Faltam três.
Three left.
00:01:3696.164Ai ai ai, que stress!
Ah, what stress!
00:01:3797.999Vamos chamar as pessoas da rua para festejarem connosco, está ali...
00:01:41101.12Não sei porque é que estamos tão entusiasmados.
I don't know why we're so excited.
00:01:43103.698Temos dado muita importância ao conteúdo do Instagram.
00:01:47107.171Especialmente tu.
Especially you.
00:01:48108.115Sim.
Yes.
00:01:48108.696Eu tenho feito muito trabalho com a ajuda da Mónica Vale de Gato.
00:01:52112.756E ela vale muito mais do que um gato.
00:01:55115.08Oh my God.
Oh my God.
00:01:57117.591Desculpa, Mónica.
I'm sorry, Monica.
00:01:58118.619Este estúdio é muito pequenino.
This is a very tiny studio.
00:02:00120.205Pois, temos que fazer um upgrade.
Yeah, we need to upgrade.
00:02:02122Vamos fazer upgrade ao nosso estúdio, eventualmente.
We'll upgrade our studio eventually.
00:02:04124.867Posso fazer refresh?
Can I refresh?
00:02:05125.739Podes.
You can.
00:02:07127.13Oh sh– Acabei de estragar isto!
Oh sh- I just ruined this!
00:02:09129.067Temos outro.
We have another one.
00:02:09129.798Graças a Deus.
Thank God.
00:02:10130.549Ah, mas não está estragado.
Ah, but it's not broken.
00:02:11131.797Vou só enrolar…
I'm just going to roll...
00:02:16136.681Não, acho que está estragado.
No, I think it's broken.
00:02:18138.421Refresh!
Refresh!
00:02:19139.714Oh!
Oh!
00:02:20140.547Nove mil novecentos e noventa e oito!
00:02:22142.866Achas que dá para eles verem?
Do you think they can see?
00:02:24144.3Espera, tenho que fazer o foco manual.
Wait, I have to do the manual focus.
00:02:28148.709Mas depois podes pôr no vídeo, não sei quê,
00:02:30150.864a passar os followers, não é?
going through the followers, right?
00:02:32152.878Yeah.
Yeah.
00:02:33153.378Consegues?
You can do it?
00:02:34154.167Consigo.
I can.
00:02:35155.432Swipe to refresh…
Swipe to refresh...
00:02:39159Ah, mais um!
Ah, another one!
00:02:40160.422Nove mil novecentos e noventa e nove!
00:02:44164.078Então, o que comeste ao pequeno almoço?
So, what did you eat for breakfast?
00:02:46166.515Acho que hoje não tomei o pequeno almoço.
I don't think I had breakfast today.
00:02:48168.74E se ficarmos aqui, tipo três horas?
00:02:51171.186Pois.
Yeah.
00:02:54174.512Não devíamos ter tido esta ideia, porque agora..
00:02:58178.141...pode demorar bué de tempo.
...it could take a lot of time.
00:02:59179.423Este vídeo vai ser uma seca.
This video is going to be a drag.
00:03:02182.138Woo! Dez mil!
Woo! Ten thousand!
00:03:03183.37Woo hoo, yay!
Woo hoo, yay!
00:03:05185.992Ok, pega na tua coisinha!
Okay, get your thingy!
00:03:09189.958Um… dois...
One... two...
00:03:10190.97Espera... eu não sei fazer!
Wait... I don't know how!
00:03:12192.694Como é?
How is it?
00:03:13193.526Twist [torce] assim, olha, as setas.
Twist like this, look, the arrows.
00:03:16196.129Um… dois… três!
One... two... three!
00:03:19199.698Oh my god.
Oh my god.
00:03:21201Oh I'm not doing mine, that was so loud!
00:03:25205.547Don't... Not at the camera! Not at the camera! No! No!
00:03:27207.916Espera, não!
Wait, no!
00:03:28208.923À câmara não!
Not the camera!
00:03:29209.874Nem à luz. Nem à luz.
Not at the light. Not at the light.
00:03:33213.228[Es]tá difícil!
[It's] hard!
00:03:35215.611No! Not at the computer, point it over there!
00:03:38218.62Not at me!
Not at me!
00:03:41221.187Tenho as mãos molhadas, faz tu!
My hands are wet, you do it!
00:03:43223.565Mas vê o sentido das setas.
00:03:45225.486Woo hoo!
Woo hoo!
00:03:49229.335Yay!
Yay!
00:03:54234.582Que fail [falha] tão grande!
What a big fail!
00:04:00240.413Acho que temos de devolver isto.
I think we have to return this.
00:04:08248.509Aí, já não consigo ouvir nada.
Ah, I can't hear anything anymore.
00:04:11251.021Rui, não estou a brincar, isso foi bué alto.
00:04:14254.49Dez mil, obrigado a todos!
Ten thousand, thank you all!
00:04:16256.812Obrigado!
Thank you!
00:04:17257.617Obrigado!
Thank you!
00:04:18258.463O meu computador está sujo.
My computer is dirty.
00:04:21261Já está limpo.
It's clean now.

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Acho que simI think so Não é?Isn't it?, Right?, Yeah? Fazer refreshTo refresh (webpage) Fazer uma festaHave a party Ser uma secaTo be a drag, To be boring, To suck Bué de tempoA lot of time (slang) Graças a DeusThank God Não é?Right?, Isn't it? TipoLike slang filler word