Já Somos YouTubers! (Video Podcast)

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Joel: And we’re rolling!
{{Joel: And we’re rolling!}}

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Rui: Hey, everybody!
{{Rui: Hey, everybody!}}

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J: Hey, everybody!
{{J: Hey, everybody!}}

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R: Olá!
{{R: Olá!}}

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J: Look at the camera, over here!
{{J: Look at the camera, over here!}}

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Welcome to our first video recording of a podcast.
{{Welcome to our first video recording of a podcast.}}

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R: So… J: Awkward! R – Estamos muito nervosos
{{R: So… J: Awkward! Rui – We are very nervous}}

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J: If you’re listening to the audio version of this, then if you go to our YouTube channel,
{{J: If you’re listening to the audio version of this, then if you go to our YouTube channel,}}

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you’ll be able to see us in 1080p, futuristic, television… goodness. Right?
{{you’ll be able to see us in 1080p, futuristic, television… goodness. Right?}}

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R: Yeah… What is 1080p?
{{R: Yeah… What is 1080p?}}

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J: That’s the quality. We can’t have 4K, because the camera overheats.
{{J: That’s the quality. We can’t have 4K, because the camera overheats.}}

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R: He’s the nerd. I hope you like our new wall, that we had done…
{{R: He’s the nerd. I hope you like our new wall, that we had done…}}

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J: Last year.
{{J: Last year.}}

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R: Some of you might have noticed we have been sharing a little bit more of our private life,
{{R: Some of you might have noticed we have been sharing a little bit more of our private life,}}

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since we have Clara.
{{since we have Clara.}}

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J: Yeah, the paparazzis just, like, lining up the door right now, actually.
{{J: Yeah, the paparazzis just, like, lining up the door right now, actually.}}

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R: We’ve been posting some things on our Instagram and well,
{{R: We’ve been posting some things on our Instagram and well,}}

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she’s been our world for the past eight months.
{{she’s been our world for the past eight months.}}

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J: She’s been keeping us busy.
{{J: She’s been keeping us busy.}}

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R: Yeah.
{{R: Yeah.}}

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J: And your parents are taking care of her so we can be here recording.
{{J: And your parents are taking care of her so we can be here recording.}}

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R: Estão a tomar conta dela.
{{R: They’re taking care of her.}}

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J: I guess what we’ll do, just like our regular podcasts, is…
{{J: I guess what we’ll do, just like our regular podcasts, is…}}

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maybe we’ll talk a little bit in Portuguese, because we’re in Portugal, after all.
{{maybe we’ll talk a little bit in Portuguese, because we’re in Portugal, after all.}}

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R: Yeah, of course.
{{R: Yeah, of course.}}

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J: And then, we will listen to a Shorty – well, watch a Shorty.
{{J: And then, we will listen to a Shorty – well, watch a Shorty.}}

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You’ll be able to watch the transcription with us this time.
{{You’ll be able to watch the transcription with us this time.}}

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And I’m going to put this recording before I forget, otherwise nobody will see the screen.
{{And I’m going to put this recording before I forget, otherwise nobody will see the screen.}}

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And we’re still going to make this podcast listenable,
{{And we’re still going to make this podcast listenable,}}

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so that you don’t actually have to look at us to be able to understand what’s going on.
{{so that you don’t actually have to look at us to be able to understand what’s going on.}}

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We’ll respect the audio listeners in the podcast feed.
{{We’ll respect the audio listeners in the podcast feed.}}

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R: Oh! And I had a cataract surgery…
{{R: Oh! And I had a cataract surgery…}}

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J: Oh yeah! Well, show them, show them. Show them in the camera.
{{J: Oh yeah! Well, show them, show them. Show them in the camera.}}

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We have to take advantage of the camera.
{{We have to take advantage of the camera.}}

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R: Can you see? No.
{{R: Can you see? No.}}

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J: Which one? Is it this one?
{{J: Which one? Is it this one?}}

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R: Yeah.
{{R: Yeah.}}

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J: Yeah, you’re pretty young to have cataracts, but it’s cool.
{{J: Yeah, you’re pretty young to have cataracts, but it’s cool.}}

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R: I know, but well, I couldn’t see from this eye.
{{R: I know, but well, I couldn’t see from this eye.}}

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They took the lens, they put a new one. Now I’m a cyborg, I guess you could say?
{{They took the lens, they put a new one. Now I’m a cyborg, I guess you could say?}}

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J: Definitely, you could say.
{{J: Definitely, you could say.}}

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Cirurgia de cataratas.
{{Cataract surgery.}}

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R: Yeah.
{{R: Yeah.}}

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J: This is so exciting we’re on video. We can, like, show them things.
{{J: This is so exciting we’re on video. We can, like, show them things.}}

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Look, we have a Practice Portuguese mug.
{{Look, we have a Practice Portuguese mug.}}

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R: We were talking about cataract surgery. How do you say surgery in Portuguese?
{{R: We were talking about cataract surgery. How do you say surgery in Portuguese?}}

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Isn’t that a hard one?
{{Isn’t that a hard one?}}

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J: Yeah. Cirurgia. But… I used to say ‘cirargia’ or something.
{{J: Yeah. Cirurgia [surgery]. But… I used to say ‘cirargia’ or something.}}

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R: Because the Rs and the Gs are so off from the English word. Like, surgery – ‘cirurgia’.
{{R: Because the Rs and the Gs are so off from the English word. Like, surgery – ‘cirurgia’.}}

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J: Yeah, you have an extra R thrown in there for no reason.
{{J: Yeah, you have an extra R thrown in there for no reason.}}

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R: And how do you say surgeon?
{{R: And how do you say surgeon?}}

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J: ‘Surgião’?
{{J: ‘Surgião’?}}

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R: So, surgeon…
{{R: So, surgeon…}}

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J: ‘Cirurjão’?
{{J: ‘Cirurjão’?}}

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R: Cirurgião.
{{R: Surgeon.}}

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J: Cirurgião. My god.
{{J: Surgeon. My god.}}

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R: Cirurgião.
{{R: Surgeon.}}

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J: Yeah. My brain has exploded.
{{J: Yeah. My brain has exploded.}}

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So, what we’ll do, and maybe we’ll talk a little bit in Portuguese, just improvise,
{{So, what we’ll do, and maybe we’ll talk a little bit in Portuguese, just improvise,}}

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like back and forth, and then we will listen to this shorty that we have set up for you,
{{like back and forth, and then we will listen to this shorty that we have set up for you,}}

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and you can follow along with the transcription if you’re watching the video.
{{and you can follow along with the transcription if you’re watching the video.}}

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R: And then I’ll make you… I’ll ask you questions.
{{R: And then I’ll make you… I’ll ask you questions.}}

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J: Ah, you were going to say ‘make me questions’ – ‘fazer perguntas’.
{{J: Ah, you were going to say ‘make me questions’ – ‘fazer perguntas’.}}

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R: Fazer perguntas. So, I’ll ask you questions (Eu pergunto-te perguntas)
{{R: Fazer perguntas. So, I’ll ask you questions (Eu pergunto-te perguntas)}}

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based on our own vocabulary list.
{{based on our own vocabulary list.}}

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J: We should do some pronunciation too. Catch me screwing up pronunciation.
{{J: We should do some pronunciation too. Catch me screwing up pronunciation.}}

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R: That’s going to be easy.
{{R: That’s going to be easy.}}

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J: You really got this YouTuber thing down. Got it down pat.
{{J: You really got this YouTuber thing down. Got it down pat.}}

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R: Yeah! Oh, I’m excited!
{{R: Yeah! Oh, I’m excited!}}

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J: Vamos falar um pouco em português?
{{J: Shall we talk a bit in Portuguese?}}

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R: Sim.
{{R: Yes.}}

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J: Sobre quê? Sobre o quê?
{{J: About what? About what?}}

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R: Vamos falar agora sério. Vamos falar a sério. Vamos aprender a língua.
{{R: Let’s talk serious now. Let’s talk seriously. Let’s learn the language.}}

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Hoje vamos ouvir um podcast que eu acho que é nível B1.
{{Today we’re going to listen to a podcast that I think is B1 level.}}

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J: It’s a Shorty. É um Shorty.
{{J: It’s a Shorty. It’s a Shorty.}}

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R: Um Shorty.
{{R: A Shorty.}}

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Às vezes, ouvem-se barulhos porque a porta do escritório dá para a rua.
{{Sometimes, noises are heard because the office door faces the street.}}

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Então, temos uma rua mesmo aqui ao lado.
{{So, we’ve got a street right next to here.}}

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OK, de volta.
{{OK, back.}}

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É sobre ir ao dentista.
{{It’s about going to the dentist.}}

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J: Ir ao dentista.
{{J: Going to the dentist.}}

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R: Yeah.
{{R: Yeah.}}

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Which is interesting, porque o Joel é muito obcecado…
{{Which is interesting, because Joel is very obsessed…}}

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J: Obcecado? Por favor.
{{J: Obsessed? Please.}}

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R: …com os dentes.
{{R: …with his teeth.}}

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J: Sim, eu até lavo três vezes por dia, às vezes.
{{J: Yes, I even brush three times a day, sometimes.}}

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R: Nah, mas é verdade. Em criança, os teus dentes nasciam assim, não era?
{{R: Nah, but it’s true. In your childhood, your teeth came out like this, wasn’t it?}}

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Depois ele usou aparelho…
{{Then he wore braces…}}

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J: Fiz cirurgias, com um… cirurgião?
{{J: I got surgeries, with a… surgeon?}}

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R: Sim. Muitas?
{{R: Yes. Many?}}

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J: Duas vezes, acho eu.
{{J: Twice, I think.}}

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R: Sim. E como se diz aparelho?
{{R: Yes. And how do you say braces?}}

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“Usaste um aparelho.”
{{“You wore braces.”}}

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J: Oh my god, English.
{{J: Oh my god, English.}}

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R: Brace…
{{R: Brace…}}

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J: Braces!
{{J: Braces!}}

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R: Braces! That’s what I was trying to say.
{{R: Braces! That’s what I was trying to say.}}

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J: And then…
{{J: And then…}}

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Mas ainda uso um aparelho à noite.
{{But I still wear an appliance at night.}}

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R: À noite, sim. [Um aparelho] de contenção.
{{R: At night, yes. A retainer.}}

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J: Para proteger contra bruxismo.
{{J: To protect against bruxism (teeth grinding).}}

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R: Bruxismo, que é uma palavra muito perigosa.
{{R: Bruxism, which is a very dangerous word.}}

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J: Bruxa.
{{J: Witch.}}

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R: Não vou explicar porque é que é perigosa, porque é parecida com outra palavra.
{{R: I’m not going to explain why it’s dangerous, because it’s similar to another word.}}

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J: Bruxa?
{{J: Witch?}}

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R: No, it’s rated R. It’s very similar to the word… %$%#&#.
{{R: No, it’s rated R. It’s very similar to the word… %$%#&#.}}

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J: Oh! Com O em vez de U.
{{J: Oh! With O instead of U.}}

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R: Yes, so careful, don’t say ‘brochismo’.
{{R: Yes, so careful, don’t say ‘brochismo’.}}

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You don’t want to say that. I don’t know if people know what it means.
{{You don’t want to say that. I don’t know if people know what it means.}}

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J: Então, existe um sinónimo para essa palavra? Para bruxismo?
{{J: So, is there a synonym for that word? For bruxism?}}

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R: Ranger os dentes.
{{R: Grinding the teeth.}}

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J: Ranger os dentes. OK.
{{J: Grinding the teeth. OK.}}

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R: Sim. As pessoas dizem, “Ah, eu uso um aparelho à noite porque eu ranjo os dentes.”
{{R: Yes. People say, “Ah, I wear braces at night because I grind my teeth.”}}

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J: OK.
{{J: OK.}}

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R: Acho que as pessoas não usam bruxismo. É só…
{{R: I think people don’t use bruxism. It’s just…}}

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Faz lembrar bruxa, faz lembrar a outra palavra que eu disse. Enfim…
{{It reminds [us] of ‘bruxa’ [witch], it reminds [us] of the other word I said. Anyway…}}

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O Joel tem um aparelho desses.
{{Joel has one of those appliances.}}

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E é muito obcecado com os dentes.
{{And he’s very obsessed with his teeth.}}

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J: Muito obcecado, não.
{{J: Very obsessed, no.}}

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R: E eu vou confessar uma coisa muito feia.
{{R: And I’m going to confess a very ugly thing.}}

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Eu só comecei a fazer fio dentário…
{{I only started using dental floss…}}

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J: Usar ‘fio dental’?
{{J: Using ‘thong’?}}

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R: Fio dentário.
{{R: Dental floss.}}

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J: Dentário?
{{J: Dental?}}

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R: ‘Fio dental’ is a thong.
{{R: ‘Fio dental’ is a thong.}}

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J: Oh!
{{J: Oh!}}

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Pois.
{{Right.}}

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R: Wow.
{{R: Wow.}}

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J: Então, não podes dizer “Eu uso ‘fio dental'”?
{{J: So, you can’t say “I use ‘thong'”?}}

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R: Toda a gente diz, mas é ‘fio dentário’.
{{R: Everybody says it, but it’s ‘dental floss’.}}

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Mas toda a gente diz, “Ah, eu uso o fio dental.” Fio dental… Fio dental é ‘thong’.
{{But everybody says, “Ah, I use the ‘fio dental’.” Fio dental… ‘Fio dental’ is thong.}}

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J: OK.
{{J: OK.}}

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R: Então, eu comecei a usar fio dentário por causa do Joel.
{{R: So, I started using dental floss because of Joel.}}

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J: E até usamos ‘water pick’.
{{J: And we even use a water pick.}}

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R: Mas está estragado.
{{R: But it’s broken.}}

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J: Hã?
{{J: Huh?}}

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R: Está estragado.
{{R: It’s broken.}}

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J: Está estragado, pois.
{{J: It’s broken, right.}}

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R: Deitámos fora hoje.
{{R: We threw it out today.}}

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J: Então compramos outro.
{{J: So we’ll buy another one.}}

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R: Pois. Vamos ouvir o podcast?
{{R: Right. Shall we listen to the podcast?}}

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How does this work? Would I press play here?
{{How does this work? Would I press play here?}}

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J: Yep. And then we should hear it…
{{J: Yep. And then we should hear it…}}

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R: Technology!
{{R: Technology!}}

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J: And they should see it.
{{J: And they should see it.}}

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PracticePortuguese.com (‘ponto com’)

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Carlos: Bom dia, tenho uma consulta marcada agora às dez.
{{Carlos: Good morning, I have an appointment scheduled now at 10.}}

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Rute: Bom dia, senhor Carlos.
{{Rute: Good morning, Mr. Carlos.}}

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Então, o que é que o traz cá?
{{So, what brings you here?}}

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Carlos: Vim só fazer um check-up.
{{Carlos: I just came to get a checkup.}}

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Rute: Muito bem.
{{Rute: Very well.}}

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Sente-se aí e abra a boca, por favor.
{{Sit there and open your mouth, please.}}

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Hmm… Há quanto tempo é que o senhor Carlos não vinha ao dentista?
{{Hmm… How long has it been since you (Mr. Carlos) went to the dentist?}}

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Carlos: Hãaa… Há um pouco mais de seis meses.
{{Carlos: Uhh… a little over six months ago.}}

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Rute: Quanto é que é “um pouco mais”?
{{Rute: How much is “a little more”?}}

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Carlos: Quatro anos.
{{Carlos: Four years.}}

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Rute: Estou a ver, pelo menos, oito cáries.
{{Rute: I’m seeing at least eight cavities.}}

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O senhor Carlos consome muito açúcar?
{{Do you consume a lot of sugar?}}

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Carlos: Dois ou três pastéis de nata por dia.
{{Carlos: Two or three custard tarts per day.}}

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Rute: As suas gengivas estão a recuar.
{{Rute: Your gums are receding.}}

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Sangra quando escova os dentes?
{{Do you bleed when you brush your teeth?}}

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Carlos: Sempre.
{{Carlos: Always.}}

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Rute: É gengivite.
{{Rute: It’s gingivitis.}}

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Há também uma grande acumulação de tártaro,
{{There is also a large accumulation of tartar,}}

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e consigo sentir o seu hálito mesmo através da máscara.
{{and I can smell your breath even through the mask.}}

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O senhor Carlos lava os dentes quantas vezes por dia?
{{You brush your teeth how many times per day?}}

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Carlos: Duas vezes… Por mês.
{{Carlos: Twice… per month.}}

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Rute: Bem me parecia…
{{Rute: I thought so…}}

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Levante a língua, por favor.
{{Lift your tongue, please.}}

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Hmm… Estou a ver um abcesso.
{{Hmm… I see an abscess.}}

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Vamos ter de o drenar e desvitalizar o nervo.
{{We’ll have to drain it and devitalize the nerve (do a root canal).}}

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Vai ser uma sorte se não tiver de extrair o dente.
{{You’ll be lucky if I don’t have to extract the tooth.}}

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Carlos: Isso vai ficar caro?
{{Carlos: Is that going to be expensive?}}

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Rute: Drenar o abcesso e desvitalizar o dente vai custar sessenta euros.
{{Rute: Draining the abscess and devitalizing the tooth will cost 60 euros.}}

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E também vai ter de tomar antibióticos.
{{And you’ll also have to take antibiotics.}}

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Carlos: Ah, então não quero.
{{Charles: Oh, then I don’t want to.}}

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Estou a poupar dinheiro para comprar um drone.
{{I’m saving money to buy a drone.}}

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Rute: Em alternativa, pode arriscar uma infeção grave no maxilar
{{Rute: Otherwise, you can risk a serious jaw infection}}

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ou, no pior dos casos, apanhar sepse.
{{or, in the worst of cases, get sepsis.}}

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Carlos: Ah… então, se calhar, é melhor gastar os sessenta euros.
{{Carlos: Then, maybe, it’s better to spend the 60 euros.}}

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Rute: Os seus dentes estão muito amarelos, já agora.
{{Rute: Your teeth are very yellow, by the way.}}

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O senhor fuma?
{{Do you smoke?}}

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Carlos: Dois ou três maços de tabaco por dia, só.
{{Carlos: Only 2 or 3 packs of cigarettes a day.}}

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Rute: Só?
{{Rute: Only?}}

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Carlos: O meu avô fumava quatro
{{Carlos: My grandfather used to smoke 4}}

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e viveu até aos cinquenta e cinco.
{{and he lived to be 55.}}

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Rute: Estou a ver…
{{Rute: I see…}}

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Bem, podemos fazer um branqueamento depois de tratarmos das cáries e do abcesso.
{{Well, we can do a whitening [treatment] after we take care of the cavities and the abscess.}}

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O senhor Carlos tem algum tipo de seguro dentário?
{{Do you have any kind of dental insurance?}}

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Carlos: Não.
{{Carlos: No.}}

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Rute: É melhor começar a procurar um.
{{Rute: You better start looking for one.}}

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E aconselho-o vivamente a começar a lavar os dentes.
{{And I strongly advise you to start brushing your teeth.}}

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PracticePortuguese.com (‘ponto com’)

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R: Wow!
{{R: Wow!}}

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J: Wow.
{{J: Wow.}}

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I was going to cheat and turn on the translation, but then…
{{I was going to cheat and turn on the translation, but then…}}

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Which is a feature at PracticePortuguese.com, for the members.
{{Which is a feature at PracticePortuguese.com, for the members.}}

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But that would’ve screwed up what you were seeing, so I didn’t.
{{But that would’ve screwed up what you were seeing, so I didn’t.}}

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But look, you can turn it on, and then we’ll scroll through, turn it off, scroll through…
{{But look, you can turn it on, and then we’ll scroll through, turn it off, scroll through…}}

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Look, we can jump to that part of the audio… We can show this now on video, it’s amazing!
{{Look, we can jump to that part of the audio… We can show this now on video, it’s amazing!}}

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R: Oh, and I know why you wanted to translate.
{{R: Oh, and I know why you wanted to translate.}}

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Because there was the word ‘sepse’.
{{Because there was the word ‘sepsis’.}}

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J: Yeah, what’s that?
{{J: Yeah, what’s that?}}

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R: Well, that’s what I’m going to ask you.
{{R: Well, that’s what I’m going to ask you.}}

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J: Sepse…
{{J: Sepsis…}}

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R: How do you say when Rute says… Let’s hear…
{{R: How do you say when Rute says… Let’s hear…}}

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After he says that he hasn’t been for four years, read the… Rute’s line.
{{After he says that he hasn’t been for four years, read the… Rute’s line.}}

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J: “Estou a ver, pelo menos, oito cáries.”
{{J: “I’m seeing at least eight cavities.”}}

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R: Cáries.
{{R: Cavities.}}

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J: Cáries. That looks like an English word, with the -ies at the end.
{{J: Cavities. That looks like an English word, with the -ies at the end.}}

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R: I know. It’s a weird one, right?
{{R: I know. It’s a weird one, right?}}

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J: But it’s like… I used to say, I used to go to the dentists and say,
{{J: But it’s like… I used to say, I used to go to the dentists and say,}}

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“Pode confirmar que não tenho ‘cavidades’?”
{{“Can you confirm that I don’t have ‘orifices’?”}}

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And I think he understood.
{{And I think he understood.}}

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R: You know, ‘cavidades’ em Portugal, em português, são só buracos.
{{R: You know, ‘cavidades’ in Portugal, in Portuguese, is just holes.}}

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So, he probably said, “You have many ‘cavidades'”. Uma, duas, três…
{{So, he probably said, “You have many ‘orifices'”. One, two, three…}}

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J: Since I didn’t know what the word was, I would also say ‘buracos’.
{{J: Since I didn’t know what the word was, I would also say ‘holes’.}}

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“Pode confirmar que não tenho buracos nos dentes, se faz favor?”
{{“Can you confirm that I don’t have holes in my teeth, please?”}}

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R: Aw, that’s cute.
{{R: Aw, that’s cute.}}

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J: And then, they would say ‘cáries’ or some other word, and then I wouldn’t remember, so…
{{J: And then, they would say ‘cavities’ or some other word, and then I wouldn’t remember, so…}}

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R: That’s why you always get discounts.
{{R: That’s why you always get discounts.}}

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J: Yeah, because I’m adorable. Adorable Canadian.
{{R: Yeah, because I’m adorable. Adorable Canadian.}}

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R: And… Read this line from Rute, here.
{{R: And… Read this line from Rute, here.}}

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J: “As suas gengivas estão a recuar.”
{{J: “Your gums are receding.”}}

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“Sangra quando escova os dentes?”
{{“Do you bleed when you brush your teeth?”}}

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R: Gengivas.
{{R: Gums.}}

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J: You’re not going to get me.
{{J: You’re not going to get me.}}

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Why don’t you make me translate something from English into Portuguese?
{{Why don’t you make me translate something from English into Portuguese?}}

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R: Hm, OK. Let’s turn on the translate and…
{{R: Hm, OK. Let’s turn on the translate and…}}

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J: A feature for the members at PracticePortuguese.com .
{{J: A feature for the members at PracticePortuguese.com .}}

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R: So, Rute says, “Your gums are receding.”
{{R: So, Rute says, “Your gums are receding.”}}

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J: Wow. Oh, “As tuas gengivas estão a recuar.”
{{J: Wow. Oh, “Your (informal) gums are receding.”}}

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R: Did she call him… Did she…?
{{R: Did she call him… Did she…?}}

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J: “As suas gengivas.”
{{J: “Your (formal) gums.”}}

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R: Ah! Are they that friends [friendly]?
{{R: Ah! Are they that [friendly]?}}

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J: Maybe they’re friends.
{{J: Maybe they’re friends.}}

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R: “As suas gengivas estão a recuar.”
{{R: “Your (formal) gums are receding.”}}

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J: Nobody is friends with dentists.
{{J: Nobody is friends with dentists.}}

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R: And let’s… OK. “I can smell your breath even through the mask.”
{{R: And let’s… OK. “I can smell your breath even through the mask.”}}

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J: “Consigo sentir o seu hálito mesmo atrás da máscara.”
{{J: “I can smell your breath even behind the mask.”}}

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“Através da máscara.”
{{“Through the mask.”}}

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R: ‘Atrás’ would be behind, yeah. ‘Através’. The breath is going through the mask.
{{R: ‘Atrás’ would be behind, yeah. ‘Through’. The breath is going through the mask.}}

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J: Ah, of course.
{{J: Ah, of course.}}

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R: If it stayed behind, you wouldn’t feel it at all.
{{R: If it stayed behind, you wouldn’t feel it at all.}}

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J: Oh, that makes sense.
{{J: Oh, that makes sense.}}

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R: We want to portray that image of the breath going through.
{{R: We want to portray that image of the breath going through.}}

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Ah, don’t look! You’re cheating!
{{Ah, don’t look! You’re cheating!}}

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J: I wasn’t… I was looking, but I wasn’t registering it in my brain.
{{J: I wasn’t… I was looking, but I wasn’t registering it in my brain.}}

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What am I going to do, look at the camera?
{{What am I going to do, look at the camera?}}

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R: This is hard. This is very hard.
{{R: This is hard. This is very hard.}}

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“We’ll have to drain it and do a root canal.”
{{“We’ll have to drain it and do a root canal.”}}

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This is very hard!
{{This is very hard!}}

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J: “Vamos ter de drená-lo e fazer um canal de raiz”?
{{J: “We’ll have to drain it and do ‘a channel from scratch’?}}

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R: Não. “Vamos ter de o drenar…”
{{R: Não. “We’ll have to drain it…”}}

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J: O drenar.
{{J: Drain it.}}

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R: Ou ‘drená-lo’, like you said, “…e desvitalizar o nervo.”
{{R: Ou ‘drain it’, like you said, “…and devitalize the nerve.” (do a root canal)}}

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J: Devitalize. Devitalize!
{{J: Devitalize. Devitalize!}}

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R: Which bas… We basically say what it is.
{{R: Which bas… We basically say what it is.}}

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J: OK.
{{J: OK.}}

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R: What we do to the nerve.
{{R: What we do to the nerve.}}

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J: OK. Yeah, that’s more descriptive than root canal. What’s a root canal?
{{J: OK. Yeah, that’s more descriptive than root canal. What’s a root canal?}}

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Hope I’ll never have to find out.
{{Hope I’ll never have to find out.}}

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R: Oh! How do you say in Portuguese ‘jaw infection’?
{{R: Oh! How do you say in Portuguese ‘jaw infection’?}}

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J: Infeção do queixo… Do maxilar!
{{J: Infection of the chin… Of the jaw!}}

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R: Yeah.
{{R: Yeah.}}

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J: Maxilar.
{{J: Jaw.}}

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R: No maxilar.
{{R: In the jaw.}}

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J: We have to watch our posture too, now that we’re on video.
{{J: We have to watch our posture too, now that we’re on video.}}

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People are going to notice these things. Posture.
{{People are going to notice these things. Posture.}}

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R: Oh.
{{R: Oh.}}

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J: Shoulders back.
{{J: Shoulders back.}}

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Direitinho.
{{Straighten up.}}

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R: Let’s go back to the translation, because I haven’t caught you with any wrong vowel yet.
{{R: Let’s go back to the translation, because I haven’t caught you with any wrong vowel yet.}}

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I want to correct some vowels.
{{I want to correct some vowels.}}

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Today when my parents arrived, you said, again, “Do you want coffee?”
{{Today when my parents arrived, you said, again, “Do you want coffee?”}}

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and… Tell them how you said it.
{{and… Tell them how you said it.}}

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J: I probably said, “Querem ‘cáfé’?”
{{J: I probably said, “Querem ‘cáfé’ (Do you want ‘cáfé’)?”}}

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R: ‘Cáfé’, ‘cáfé’…
{{R: ‘Cáfé’, ‘cáfé’…}}

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J: ‘Quefé’.
{{J: ‘Quefé’.}}

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R: Café!
{{R: Coffee!}}

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‘Quefé’.
{{‘Quefé’.}}

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J: Then why is it C-A? It should be, like, Q-U-E. It sounds like an E. ‘Quefé’.
{{J: Then why is it C-A? It should be, like, Q-U-E. It sounds like an E. ‘Quefé’.}}

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R: Ca… No, it’s an A. A…
{{R: Ca… No, it’s an A. A…}}

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J: But it’s so closed. No A deserves to be that closed.
{{J: But it’s so closed. No A deserves to be that closed.}}

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R: Say A with your teeth touching, without lifting your teeth.
{{R: Say A with your teeth touching, without lifting your teeth.}}

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J: ‘Quh’.
{{J: ‘Kuh’.}}

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R: No, say ‘ah’.
{{R: No, say ‘ah’.}}

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J: Ah.
{{J: Ah.}}

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R: Uh.
{{R: Uh.}}

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J: Uh. Café.
{{J: Uh. Coffee.}}

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R: Uh.
{{R: Uh.}}

292
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J: Café.
{{J: Coffee.}}

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So if you want to speak Portuguese, just keep your teeth closed.
{{So if you want to speak Portuguese, just keep your teeth closed.}}

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R: Café.
{{R: Coffee.}}

295
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J: Café.
{{J: Coffee.}}

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R: Café.
{{R: Coffee.}}

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“We can do a whitening treatment.”
{{“We can do a whitening treatment.”}}

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J: “Podemos fazer um tratamento de branqueamento.”
{{J: “Podemos fazer um tratamento de branqueamento.”}}

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R: Just ‘branqueamento’.
{{R: Just ‘whitening’.}}

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J: Ah, OK. Branqueamento.
{{J: Ah, OK. Whitening.}}

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R: “Podemos fazer um branqueamento.”
{{R: “We can do a whitening [treatment].”}}

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J: Branqueamento.
{{J: Whitening.}}

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Not ‘bránqueamento’… ‘branqueamento’.
{{Not ‘bránqueamento’… ‘branqueamento’.}}

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R: OK, now we’ll go to vocabulary.
{{R: OK, now we’ll go to vocabulary.}}

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I’m going to get you – some of them you don’t know, I’m sure.
{{I’m going to get you – some of them you don’t know, I’m sure.}}

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Advise.
{{Advise.}}

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J: Avisar.
{{J: To warn.}}

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R: Wrong.
{{R: Wrong.}}

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J: Aconselhar!
{{J: To advise!}}

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R: Falso amigo! ‘Avisar’ is to warn. Second chance – advise.
{{R: False friend! ‘Avisar’ is to warn. Second chance – advise.}}

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J: Aconselhar.
{{J: To advise.}}

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R: Aconselhar.
{{R: To advise.}}

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Cavities, we’ve seen, we’ve said… Appointment.
{{Cavities, we’ve seen, we’ve said… Appointment.}}

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00:14:02,203 –> 00:14:03,077
J: Marcação.
{{J: Appointment.}}

315
00:14:03,077 –> 00:14:05,225
R: Marcação ou consulta.
{{R: Appointment/booking or appointment/consultation.}}

316
00:14:05,225 –> 00:14:06,054
J: Consulta.
{{J: Appointment.}}

317
00:14:06,054 –> 00:14:07,518
R: “I have an appointment – Tenho uma consulta.”
{{R: “I have an appointment – Tenho uma consulta.”}}

318
00:14:07,518 –> 00:14:11,036
“Eu tenho uma marcação para uma consulta.”
{{“I have a scheduled appointment.”}}

319
00:14:11,037 –> 00:14:12,332
J: Ah, OK.
{{J: Ah, OK.}}

320
00:14:12,332 –> 00:14:14,927
R: I think you guys use ‘appointment’ for both.
{{R: I think you guys use ‘appointment’ for both.}}

321
00:14:15,020 –> 00:14:15,613
J: Yeah.
{{J: Yeah.}}

322
00:14:15,621 –> 00:14:21,405
R: We say ‘marcação’ for when you make the appointment, set a date…
{{R: We say ‘marcação’ for when you make the appointment, set a date…}}

323
00:14:21,406 –> 00:14:23,910
J: I think of it… You mark it on your calendar. ‘Marcação’.
{{J: I think of it… You mark it on your calendar. ‘Scheduling/Appointment’.}}

324
00:14:23,910 –> 00:14:29,029
R: And then you’ll go to the ‘consulta’, to the… appointment itself.
{{R: And then you’ll go to the ‘consulta’, to the… appointment itself.}}

325
00:14:29,029 –> 00:14:29,910
Teeth!
{{Teeth!}}

326
00:14:33,255 –> 00:14:34,410
J: Dentes.
{{J: Teeth.}}

327
00:14:34,777 –> 00:14:36,906
R: Boa. Brush.
{{R: Nice. Brush.}}

328
00:14:38,913 –> 00:14:40,046
Brush your teeth.
{{Brush your teeth.}}

329
00:14:40,048 –> 00:14:44,307
J: Wait, wait, wait. Brain shutting down… Booting back up. Hm…
{{J: Wait, wait, wait. Brain shutting down… Booting back up. Hm…}}

330
00:14:44,308 –> 00:14:45,041
R: Posture.
{{R: Posture.}}

331
00:14:45,042 –> 00:14:50,018
J: Posture, fixing posture, thinking about myself on camera, being self-conscious… OK.
{{J: Posture, fixing posture, thinking about myself on camera, being self-conscious… OK.}}

332
00:14:50,018 –> 00:14:55,435
Now I’m back. Uh, ‘lavar os dentes’, but I think there’s a verb… ‘Escovar os dentes’.
{{Now I’m back. Uh, ‘wash the teeth’, but I think there’s a verb… ‘Brush the teeth’.}}

333
00:14:56,113 –> 00:14:57,006
R: Yeah, ‘escovar’…
{{R: Yeah, ‘brush’…}}

334
00:14:57,006 –> 00:14:58,711
J: I thought you were going to drink right out of that!
{{J: I thought you were going to drink right out of that!}}

335
00:14:59,058 –> 00:15:03,247
R: I don’t know if we are allowed to make… to advertise this brand.
{{R: I don’t know if we are allowed to make… to advertise this brand.}}

336
00:15:03,247 –> 00:15:04,125
J: Of water?
{{J: Of water?}}

337
00:15:04,299 –> 00:15:05,955
R: Yeah. But they don’t see it.
{{R: Yeah. But they don’t see it.}}

338
00:15:05,955 –> 00:15:11,418
J: Oh, for the audio listeners, Rui just poured water into his glass from a 5 L jug.
{{J: Oh, for the audio listeners, Rui just poured water into his glass from a 5 L jug.}}

339
00:15:11,645 –> 00:15:13,314
We have to narrate everything.
{{We have to narrate everything.}}

340
00:15:13,314 –> 00:15:15,675
R: That’s true, some people won’t be looking at us.
{{R: That’s true, some people won’t be looking at us.}}

341
00:15:15,675 –> 00:15:19,330
J: Exactly. They might be in their car driving and we don’t want them looking on YouTube
{{J: Exactly. They might be in their car driving and we don’t want them looking on YouTube}}

342
00:15:19,330 –> 00:15:21,577
at our 1080p goodness when they’re driving.
{{at our 1080p goodness when they’re driving.}}

343
00:15:21,582 –> 00:15:22,466
R: Focus!
{{R: Focus!}}

344
00:15:22,904 –> 00:15:23,586
J: Focar.
{{J: To focus.}}

345
00:15:23,594 –> 00:15:28,208
R: Brush your teeth. We mostly say ‘lavar os dentes’.
{{R: Brush your teeth. We mostly say ‘wash the teeth’.}}

346
00:15:28,209 –> 00:15:29,041
J: Yeah.
{{J: Yeah.}}

347
00:15:29,778 –> 00:15:32,677
R: But what do you call the toothbrush?
{{R: But what do you call the toothbrush?}}

348
00:15:32,695 –> 00:15:33,395
J: Escova.
{{J: Brush.}}

349
00:15:33,396 –> 00:15:36,343
R: Escova de dentes. But we don’t say “escovar os dentes”;
{{R: Toothbrush. But we don’t say “brush the teeth”;}}

350
00:15:36,344 –> 00:15:37,807
that’s more like Brazilian [Portuguese].
{{that’s more like Brazilian [Portuguese].}}

351
00:15:37,807 –> 00:15:39,668
J: Everything that’s Brazilian is incorrect.
{{J: Everything that’s Brazilian is incorrect.}}

352
00:15:40,383 –> 00:15:43,853
Just kidding! Oh my god, hate mail. Calm down with the hate mail.
{{Just kidding! Oh my god, hate mail. Calm down with the hate mail.}}

353
00:15:43,853 –> 00:15:48,356
Sometimes we get emails from angry people saying we’re offending Brazilians.
{{Sometimes we get emails from angry people saying we’re offending Brazilians.}}

354
00:15:48,594 –> 00:15:49,861
We love Brazilians.
{{We love Brazilians.}}

355
00:15:49,864 –> 00:15:50,643
R: Can I finish?
{{R: Can I finish?}}

356
00:15:50,644 –> 00:15:58,740
So, I was saying that we say ‘escova de dentes’, but we often say ‘lavar os dentes’.
{{So, I was saying that we say ‘toothbrush’, but we often say ‘wash the teeth’.}}

357
00:15:58,740 –> 00:15:59,930
Spend.
{{Spend.}}

358
00:16:00,938 –> 00:16:02,122
J: Gastar.
{{J: Spend.}}

359
00:16:02,122 –> 00:16:03,245
R: Very good.
{{R: Very good.}}

360
00:16:04,369 –> 00:16:06,159
Gums.
{{Gums.}}

361
00:16:07,628 –> 00:16:08,466
J: Gengivas.
{{J: Gums.}}

362
00:16:08,467 –> 00:16:09,567
R: Gengivas.
{{R: Gums.}}

363
00:16:10,659 –> 00:16:11,429
Oh!
{{Oh!}}

364
00:16:11,747 –> 00:16:12,480
J: I was looking.
{{J: I was looking.}}

365
00:16:12,488 –> 00:16:13,772
R: Packs of cigarettes.
{{R: Packs of cigarettes.}}

366
00:16:13,773 –> 00:16:16,459
J: I only know because I looked, I cheated. ‘Maços’.
{{J: I only know because I looked, I cheated. ‘Packs’.}}

367
00:16:16,459 –> 00:16:17,438
R: But you didn’t know, right?
{{R: But you didn’t know, right?}}

368
00:16:17,438 –> 00:16:20,270
J: I didn’t know, no. I would’ve said ‘pacotes de cigarros’.
{{J: I didn’t know, no. I would’ve said ‘packages of cigarettes’.}}

369
00:16:20,270 –> 00:16:23,025
R: Nope, nope. ‘Maço de cigarro’.
{{R: Nope, nope. ‘Pack of cigarettes’.}}

370
00:16:23,543 –> 00:16:26,659
I don’t know if we have members who smoke. I’m sorry…
{{I don’t know if we have members who smoke. I’m sorry…}}

371
00:16:26,659 –> 00:16:27,655
J: I hope we don’t.
{{J: I hope we don’t.}}

372
00:16:27,656 –> 00:16:30,409
R: I was going to say that this word isn’t very important,
{{R: I was going to say that this word isn’t very important,}}

373
00:16:30,409 –> 00:16:32,718
because we shouldn’t be saying this a lot nowadays.
{{because we shouldn’t be saying this a lot nowadays.}}

374
00:16:32,718 –> 00:16:36,707
Jaw. Let’s say it again. Jaw.
{{Jaw. Let’s say it again. Jaw.}}

375
00:16:36,707 –> 00:16:37,928
J: Maxilar.
{{J: Jaw.}}

376
00:16:37,928 –> 00:16:38,752
R: Uh-huh.
{{R: Uh-huh.}}

377
00:16:39,706 –> 00:16:41,498
J: Which is weird, because it sounds like a verb.
{{J: Which is weird, because it sounds like a verb.}}

378
00:16:41,498 –> 00:16:42,797
R: To bleed.
{{R: To bleed.}}

379
00:16:43,115 –> 00:16:44,232
J: Sangrar.
{{J: To bleed.}}

380
00:16:44,232 –> 00:16:45,411
R: Sangrar.
{{R: To bleed.}}

381
00:16:45,992 –> 00:16:52,314
It’s weird, because in Portuguese, we don’t say ‘sangre’ for blood.
{{It’s weird, because in Portuguese, we don’t say ‘sangre’ for blood.}}

382
00:16:52,314 –> 00:16:53,947
We say ‘sangue’.
{{We say ‘blood’.}}

383
00:16:53,947 –> 00:16:54,784
J: Oh, yeah.
{{J: Oh, yeah.}}

384
00:16:54,800 –> 00:16:57,422
R: So, it should be ‘sangar’.
{{R: So, it should be ‘sangar’.}}

385
00:16:57,422 –> 00:16:58,041
J: Yeah.
{{J: Yeah.}}

386
00:16:58,049 –> 00:17:03,689
R: But we say ‘sangrar’, with an R. But we say ‘sangue’ for blood.
{{R: But we say ‘sangrar’, with an R. But we say ‘sangue’ for blood.}}

387
00:17:03,848 –> 00:17:07,728
And what about… What does it mean – now let’s do the opposite.
{{And what about… What does it mean – now let’s do the opposite.}}

388
00:17:07,728 –> 00:17:10,328
In English, what does it mean, ‘sepse’?
{{In English, what does it mean, ‘sepsis’?}}

389
00:17:10,839 –> 00:17:12,680
“Tu podes apanhar sepse.”
{{“You may get sepsis.”}}

390
00:17:13,387 –> 00:17:19,237
What if your gengivitis gets a huge infection and it turns into a ‘sepse’?
{{What if your gengivitis gets a huge infection and it turns into a ‘sepsis’?}}

391
00:17:20,264 –> 00:17:22,064
Sepsis. Sepsis?
{{Sepsis. Sepsis?}}

392
00:17:22,064 –> 00:17:23,046
J: I have no idea.
{{J: I have no idea.}}

393
00:17:23,046 –> 00:17:26,853
R: It’s a general infection, like when an infection spreads through your body.
{{R: It’s a general infection, like when an infection spreads through your body.}}

394
00:17:26,853 –> 00:17:28,824
J: I’m not a doctor, I didn’t know these things. Or a dentist.
{{J: I’m not a doctor, I didn’t know these things. Or a dentist.}}

395
00:17:28,825 –> 00:17:31,286
R: Oh my god, this is like…
{{R: Oh my god, this is like…}}

396
00:17:31,685 –> 00:17:33,148
J: I don’t know. Sepsis?
{{J: I don’t know. Sepsis?}}

397
00:17:33,164 –> 00:17:36,596
Comment in our YouTube video if you’ve heard of sepsis before. Don’t forget to–
{{Comment in our YouTube video if you’ve heard of sepsis before. Don’t forget to–}}

398
00:17:36,597 –> 00:17:37,493
R: Of course they did.
{{R: Of course they did.}}

399
00:17:37,494 –> 00:17:39,855
J: We have to do this interaction stuff. We’re YouTubers now.
{{J: We have to do this interaction stuff. We’re YouTubers now.}}

400
00:17:39,995 –> 00:17:42,688
Don’t forget to like and subscribe, hit the bell, smash that.
{{Don’t forget to like and subscribe, hit the bell, smash that.}}

401
00:17:42,688 –> 00:17:45,109
R: Hit the bu… No, where is it?
{{R: Hit the bu… No, where is it?}}

402
00:17:45,380 –> 00:17:47,254
J: You think we’re going to put those buttons all over the place?
{{J: You think we’re going to put those buttons all over the place?}}

403
00:17:47,255 –> 00:17:47,885
I don’t have time for that.
{{I don’t have time for that.}}

404
00:17:47,886 –> 00:17:48,598
R: Hit ‘like’!
{{R: Hit ‘like’!}}

405
00:17:48,599 –> 00:17:49,664
Expressions?
{{Expressions?}}

406
00:17:50,215 –> 00:17:51,437
J: Expressões.
{{J: Expressions.}}

407
00:17:52,125 –> 00:17:53,601
R: At least.
{{R: At least.}}

408
00:17:53,947 –> 00:17:55,058
J: Pelo menos.
{{J: At least.}}

409
00:17:55,133 –> 00:17:57,118
R: Pelo menos.
{{R: At least.}}

410
00:17:57,193 –> 00:17:58,510
By the way.
{{By the way.}}

411
00:18:01,413 –> 00:18:04,322
J: Uh… A propósito? Não.
{{J: Uh… ‘A propósito’ (regarding, incidentally, conveniently)? No.}}

412
00:18:04,775 –> 00:18:05,784
R: Já agora.
{{R: By the way.}}

413
00:18:05,784 –> 00:18:06,611
J: Já agora.
{{J: By the way.}}

414
00:18:06,611 –> 00:18:07,518
R: Ah!
{{R: Ah!}}

415
00:18:07,527 –> 00:18:08,987
I thought so.
{{I thought so.}}

416
00:18:10,805 –> 00:18:12,454
Bem me parecia.
{{I thought so.}}

417
00:18:12,454 –> 00:18:13,380
J: Bem me parecia.
{{J: I thought so.}}

418
00:18:13,380 –> 00:18:15,150
R: Bem me parecia.
{{R: I thought so.}}

419
00:18:15,150 –> 00:18:17,953
J: Bem me parecia. OK.
{{J: I thought so. OK.}}

420
00:18:19,316 –> 00:18:21,916
R: What do you think about this Shorty?
{{R: What do you think about this Shorty?}}

421
00:18:21,943 –> 00:18:25,207
It’s kind of relevant, because nowadays, everyone wears masks,
{{It’s kind of relevant, because nowadays, everyone wears masks,}}

422
00:18:25,207 –> 00:18:27,631
so probably no one is brushing their teeth.
{{so probably no one is brushing their teeth.}}

423
00:18:27,631 –> 00:18:29,370
J: And we don’t have to smell their ‘hálito’.
{{J: And we don’t have to smell their ‘breath’.}}

424
00:18:29,371 –> 00:18:30,574
R: Which is great.
{{R: Which is great.}}

425
00:18:30,574 –> 00:18:34,077
J: Yeah. Just a second, I’m seeing Messenger notifications going crazy.
{{J: Yeah. Just a second, I’m seeing Messenger notifications going crazy.}}

426
00:18:34,077 –> 00:18:39,911
R: OK, this is interesting. We just got Messenger notifications while we were recording this,
{{R: OK, this is interesting. We just got Messenger notifications while we were recording this,}}

427
00:18:39,911 –> 00:18:42,908
and it’s my mom. Can I read the notification to you?
{{and it’s my mom. Can I read the notification to you?}}

428
00:18:42,908 –> 00:18:44,884
J: Yeah! But do it on the screen, so they can see.
{{J: Yeah! But do it on the screen, so they can see.}}

429
00:18:44,884 –> 00:18:50,721
R: OK. So, they are taking care of Clara and my mom said,
{{R: OK. So, they are taking care of Clara and my mom said,}}

430
00:18:50,721 –> 00:19:00,553
“Foi linda. Papou a sopinha toda…”
{{“She was great. She ate all the soup…”}}

431
00:19:00,554 –> 00:19:03,033
J: So, like, she was a good girl. ‘Foi linda’.
{{J: So, like, she was a good girl. ‘Foi linda’ (Literally – ‘She was beautiful’).}}

432
00:19:03,033 –> 00:19:07,184
She’s saying that she was a good girl in that moment. ‘Foi linda’.
{{She’s saying that she was a good girl in that moment. ‘Foi linda’.}}

433
00:19:07,184 –> 00:19:10,117
R: She behaved well. “Papou a sopinha toda.”
{{R: She behaved well. “She ate all the soup.”}}

434
00:19:10,148 –> 00:19:14,034
J: She ate the soup. She’s being very cute, the way she’s saying.
{{J: She ate the soup. She’s being very cute, the way she’s saying.}}

435
00:19:14,034 –> 00:19:17,776
She’s saying ‘papar’ instead of ‘comer’, ‘sopinha’ instead of ‘sopa’…
{{She’s saying ‘papar’ (to eat: for children) instead of ‘comer’ (to eat – standard), ‘sopinha’ (little soup) instead of ‘sopa’ (soup)…}}

436
00:19:17,776 –> 00:19:20,523
R: And why ‘papou’? Where does it come from?
{{R: And why ‘papou’ (ate – for children)? Where does it come from?}}

437
00:19:20,523 –> 00:19:21,934
J: From the verb ‘papar’.
{{J: From the verb ‘papar’ (to eat – for children).}}

438
00:19:21,934 –> 00:19:28,057
R: ‘Papa’ is a mush, a bowl of something sweet, usually,
{{R: ‘Papa’ is a mush, a bowl of something sweet, usually,}}

439
00:19:28,057 –> 00:19:32,730
and ‘papar’ comes from ‘papa’. From ‘papa’, ‘papinha’…
{{and ‘papar’ comes from ‘papa’ (mush, purée). From ‘papa’, ‘papinha’ (little mush)…}}

440
00:19:32,731 –> 00:19:37,712
And then she said that she ate “uma fatia de pão torrado com queijo.”
{{And then she said that she ate “a slice of toasted bread with cheese.”}}

441
00:19:37,712 –> 00:19:41,701
J: She had a slice of toasted bread with cheese.
{{J: She had a slice of toasted bread with cheese.}}

442
00:19:41,701 –> 00:19:47,845
R: And also, “o resto da papinha da fruta.”
{{R: And also, “the rest of the fruit purée.”}}

443
00:19:47,845 –> 00:19:52,663
J: And the rest of the fruit purée.
{{J: And the rest of the fruit purée.}}

444
00:19:52,780 –> 00:19:57,117
R: “E duas colheres da outra embalagem.”
{{R: “And two scoops of the other package.”}}

445
00:19:57,117 –> 00:19:59,935
J: And two scoops of the other package.
{{J: And two scoops of the other package.}}

446
00:19:59,972 –> 00:20:05,244
R: Yeah. And then she wrote, “Se calhar não vou querer leitinho.”
{{R: Yeah. And then she wrote, “Maybe I won’t want milk (diminutive).”}}

447
00:20:05,245 –> 00:20:06,675
J: Maybe she won’t want milk.
{{J: Maybe she won’t want milk.}}

448
00:20:06,683 –> 00:20:07,477
R: Não.
{{R: No.}}

449
00:20:07,792 –> 00:20:08,632
J: Se calhar, não…?
{{J: Maybe, no…?}}

450
00:20:08,633 –> 00:20:10,186
R: “…não vou querer leitinho.”
{{R: “…I won’t want milk.”}}

451
00:20:10,186 –> 00:20:15,938
J: Oh. Maybe I won’t want milk. She’s personifying herself as Clarinha
{{J: Oh. Maybe I won’t want milk. She’s personifying herself as Clarinha}}

452
00:20:15,938 –> 00:20:18,637
and saying, “Papá, maybe I won’t want milk.”
{{and saying, “Papa, maybe I won’t want milk.”}}

453
00:20:18,637 –> 00:20:21,751
R: Oh, that’s cute. Thank you mom for interrupting…
{{R: Oh, that’s cute. Thank you mom for interrupting…}}

454
00:20:21,751 –> 00:20:27,517
J: Our podcast recording. First time ever in 1080p definition.
{{J: Our podcast recording. First time ever in 1080p definition.}}

455
00:20:27,517 –> 00:20:30,770
R: What else can we say about this Shorty?
{{R: What else can we say about this Shorty?}}

456
00:20:30,994 –> 00:20:35,467
J: I don’t know! I don’t think we can say much more, I think this was already excellent.
{{J: I don’t know! I don’t think we can say much more, I think this was already excellent.}}

457
00:20:35,646 –> 00:20:38,519
All I know is that it was just really well-recorded
{{All I know is that it was just really well-recorded}}

458
00:20:38,519 –> 00:20:41,903
and we can call this our first podcast episode. Should we wrap it up?
{{and we can call this our first podcast episode. Should we wrap it up?}}

459
00:20:41,903 –> 00:20:42,839
R: It’s a wrap!
{{R: It’s a wrap!}}

460
00:20:42,840 –> 00:20:45,450
J: How can I say “wrap it up” in Portuguese?
{{J: How can I say “wrap it up” in Portuguese?}}

461
00:20:45,509 –> 00:20:47,284
R: Vamos…
{{R: Let’s…}}

462
00:20:47,284 –> 00:20:48,710
J: Embrulhar, embrulhá-lo!
{{J: Wrap, wrap it!}}

463
00:20:48,711 –> 00:20:51,860
R: Não, não… ‘Vamos dar por terminado’.
{{R: No, no… ‘Let’s consider it finished’.}}

464
00:20:51,860 –> 00:20:53,470
J: Dar por terminado.
{{J: Consider it finished.}}

465
00:20:53,470 –> 00:20:57,360
R: Vamos dar por terminado este podcast. É um videocast! Não é?
{{R: Let’s consider this podcast finished. It’s a videocast! Isn’t it?}}

466
00:20:57,360 –> 00:21:02,570
J: Videocast! Yeah, but primarily, we’re thinking of the audio listeners, because…
{{J: Videocast! Yeah, but primarily, we’re thinking of the audio listeners, because…}}

467
00:21:02,571 –> 00:21:04,048
R: Right. Not everyone…
{{R: Right. Not everyone…}}

468
00:21:04,048 –> 00:21:06,594
J: So, we’ll call it a podcast with a bonus video…
{{J: So, we’ll call it a podcast with a bonus video…}}

469
00:21:06,594 –> 00:21:07,176
R: Yes.
{{R: Yes.}}

470
00:21:07,184 –> 00:21:09,317
J: …in which we’re YouTubers.
{{J: …in which we’re YouTubers.}}

471
00:21:11,057 –> 00:21:15,192
What else can we do to make people like and subscribe and do whatever they’re supposed to do?
{{What else can we do to make people like and subscribe and do whatever they’re supposed to do?}}

472
00:21:15,192 –> 00:21:20,366
R: Yeah, just tell us if you like this format or if you hate our silly faces.
{{R: Yeah, just tell us if you like this format or if you hate our silly faces.}}

473
00:21:20,366 –> 00:21:21,211
J: Yeah, probably.
{{J: Yeah, probably.}}

474
00:21:21,211 –> 00:21:24,870
R: It’s easier to get off track.
{{R: It’s easier to get off track.}}

475
00:21:24,870 –> 00:21:29,380
J: Yeah, we rambled a little bit. The audio listeners probably hate us already. So, sorry.
{{J: Yeah, we rambled a little bit. The audio listeners probably hate us already. So, sorry.}}

476
00:21:29,418 –> 00:21:32,396
R: But just be patient. It’s the first time; we’ll get better.
{{R: But just be patient. It’s the first time; we’ll get better.}}

477
00:21:32,396 –> 00:21:35,089
J: We won’t be as silly the next time. We’ll be very serious,
{{J: We won’t be as silly the next time. We’ll be very serious,}}

478
00:21:35,089 –> 00:21:38,245
because Portuguese is a serious language and–
{{because Portuguese is a serious language and–}}

479
00:21:38,262 –> 00:21:39,547
*clanking sound*
{{*clanking sound*}}

480
00:21:39,548 –> 00:21:40,930
You dropped your phone.
{{You dropped your phone.}}

481
00:21:40,970 –> 00:21:43,964
Yeah, I guess we’ll stop recording, so we can see if his phone’s broken.
{{Yeah, I guess we’ll stop recording, so we can see if his phone’s broken.}}

482
00:21:44,125 –> 00:21:46,165
R: OK! Até à próxima!
{{R: OK! Until next time!}}

483
00:21:46,165 –> 00:21:48,605
J: Até à próxima! Chau!
{{J: Until next time! Bye!}}

484
00:21:48,887 –> 00:21:50,020
Boom! *fist bump*
{{Boom! *fist bump*}}

485
00:21:52,490 –> 00:21:53,936
Boo-doole-dee-ptee-doo. That was good!
{{Boo-doole-dee-ptee-doo. That was good!}}

486
00:21:53,944 –> 00:21:54,674
R: Yup.
{{R: Yup.}}

487
00:21:56,150 –> 00:21:57,246
Wow!
{{Wow!}}